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Radio Record, 8 July 1938, Page 62

"They say he’s a composer, Jane." "T’ll say he is. He’s been making overtures to me for six months." s 2 & "Moma, do angels have wings?" "Yes, dear,’ replied the. mother, "And can angels fly, mamma in ° "Yes, dear," "Daddy said nurse was an angel last night. When will’ she fly?’ "To-morrow," replied the mother. a : ae The following "Lost Ball’. rule was recently posted in a Scottish golf club: "Members are requested not to pick up. lost balls until they have stopped running." .. * * ie Police Inspector (to re cruit).--"Supposing a pretty girl told you she had been kissed against her will... What would you do?" Recruit.-"Reconstruct: the crime on the spot, sir." . a a * An inquisitive old dear, on" ber first voyage east, was. ‘nosing’ around the boat deck when she’saw a crate of peculiar-looking birds labelled "Prize Pigeons," Near.by was the quartermaster, and on being asked the origin of the birds he replied: « "Madam, these are what we call Parrogeons, 4 cross between a4 parrot and a pigeon, -the result being that these birds fly a longer distance and deliver messages’ verbally," e e o's ‘\ Kind Lady.-""My .poor man,’ how did. you ever come to be iri such. a. condition?’ Weary Bill.-‘Ma’am, I'm a victim of over-education: When I was a-kid I read so’ much about the blessin’s of poverty that I jes’ natchally couldn’t work," — . , Ld % & Landlady: "Of course, J ust ask you for a deposit." New Tenant (handing over required sum): "Certainly." Landlady (beaming) : "Thanks, And now, a you a receipt or shall we trust each other?’ ,