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Radio Record, 17 June 1938, Page 65

‘The rich Loudon man was relaxing. The phone rang. The valet unswered and then turned to his employer. "Long distance calling, sir," he said. "It’s a Trans-Atlan-tic ecall-New York on the wire." "Let’s see." murmered his employer. "That’s about 3000 miles from here." "Just about." agreed the valet "Then hang up," ordered the muster. "I'm too tired to talk that distance." * * * Englishman: "I wonder wh Scotsmen are so good at golf? Jew: "Well, you see, they realise that the fewer times they strike the ball, the longer it will last." ,