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Radio Record, 17 June 1938, Page 62

He.-"You are ‘the sunshine of my life. You alone reign in my heart. Without you life is but a dreary cloud.’ . She.-"I say, is this a proposal or a weather report?’ a * @ "No," said the theatre manager after the audition. "I can’t engage you, I cannot allow any profanity in my theatre." "Bunt I don’t use profanity in my songs." "No, but the audience would," ™ x Le Tramp.-"Any oul’ whisky bottles, or port bottles, mum?" Lady.-"Do I look: as if I used such stuff?’ Tramp.-Beg pardon, mum, Any oul’ vinegar bottles?"