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Radio Record, 27 May 1938, Page 51

The lady at the ball was rather condescending. "My husband is very jealous," she remarked to her partner, "‘sc 1 only dance with exceedingly plain people." "It’s a good system," said he. "I follow it myself." Ss bd * The well-known actor was being extremely quarrelsome at a party, "How can you behave in this way when you weren’t even invited?" remonstrated his companion. "Not only was I invited," said the actor with dignity, "but I declined to attend." x 3 * Two worthies were boasting about their native towns. "Our Proyist wears @ chain," declared the one impressively. "We dinna hae tae keep oorg on a chain," retorted the other. ‘We let him = gang loose." a bd * Visitor, in hotel waiting-room-Pardon me, but would you tell me how to spell "temporarily." Jovial-looking Guest-Sure. T'-e-m-p-0-r-a-r-i-l-y. And the other word is Vi-m-b-a-r-1-a-3-§-e-cL,