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Radio Record, 13 May 1938, Page 55

"T knew her when she was five--getting on for six." "Well, now she’s twenty-four --getting on for twenty-three!" ¥ x a The landlady observed one of her younger boarders busily engaged in cleaning his silver before eating and immediately pounced upon him. "In the first place," she said. "it is bad manners; and in the second, it soils he linen, " = a Bu Flusband.-But, darling, I’ve told you before that it is very foolish to spend your money before you get it. Wife-Oh. I don’t know, dear, If you don’t get it-at least you’ve had something for your money. x * x Watts-JI understand that you think I am a fool? Potts-I never said so, but perhaps you are a mind-read-°F %, % OR Small Boy.-Pa! Father,- What now? Small Boy-Why didn’t Noah swat both ‘the flies when he had such a good chance? = s % "Remember, my boy," said the elderly relative, sententiously, "that wealth does not bring happiness." "T- don’t expect-it to," answered the yeung man, "I mporely want it 80 that ¥ can choose the kind of misery that is most agreeable to me.’ * * E A woman driver had just knocked a man down. "Tt was entirely your own fault," she said to the victim severely. "I have been driving a car for 10 years, and Y am thoroughly experienced." "T am not 2 beginner, either, madam," retorted the man on the ground. "Ive been walking for 50 years."