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Radio Record, 6 May 1938, Page 51

"Took here, Solomonson," blurted out the indignant parent, "your boy, Ikey, threw a lump of coal at mine yesterday simply because my little chap wouldn’t lend him his train.." "Aha {" ehuckled Ikey’s father, "there’s g Solomonson for you! Ven there’s a principle at stake does he vorry about expense? Not he." % ed 2 The young attorney was sent out of town to interview an important client in regard to @ ease. Later the head of the firm.re. ceived the following telegram: "Have forgotten name of client. Please wire at once." This was the reply: "Client’s name Whitehead. Your name Burkey."

Two convivial fishermen row> ed energetically towards the far shore of the lake. "Are the whisky and cigars aboard?" asked one. "Yes," replied the other. "The lunch?" "You bet." "The hooks and lines?" Search revealed that the tackle had been left behind. "Well," said the first speaker, after due reflection, "we'll just have to get along as best we can." & a a A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. "Fere is a fine talking bird," said the assistant. "For years he was the companion of a big mOvie -producer-weren't you, Pol. "Yes, sir!" shrilled the parrot. "Yes, yes, yes, yes, Yes, ine deed! You’re absolutely right. Yes, sir!" By Ea & "George Washington Tubbs," said the judge, sternly. "you’re entirely no-account and shift» less, and I’m going to send rae away for a year with hard lab"Please, Jedge," interrupted Mrs. Tubbs, from the rear of the court-room, "will yo? Honah jest? kinder split dat sentence? Don’t send him away from home, but let dat hard labour stand." a & a "But, Peter, darling," said mother, "there are thousands of little girls and boys who would be very glad to eat spinach all the year round." Said Peter sceptically.‘Name me three!" % % & News by radio can’t take the place of a newspaper. You ean’t hunt it up later and set tle an argument. oe --