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Radio Record, 1 April 1938, Page 53

"And," said the doctor te his patient, suffering from insomnia, "did you count the sheep as I told you?" "Yes, I did, but only the sheep went to sleep." Highelass Tailor: "Good morning, sir, what is your pleasure?" Undergrad: "Squash and brunettes, but at the moment I'd like to buy a suit." A retired naval officer had been trying to entertain his pretty partner with a lengthy yarn, and concluded by saying: "And.so, you see, I wus vindicated at last." "How thrilling!" said the girl, ‘And I suppose they made ‘you wear a red tape on your arm until the swelling went down !"