"Smith certainly is a foxy fellow. He’s drawn up his will in such a way that the lawyers can’t get more out of it than his own heirs." "How’s that?’ "Why, he left half his fortune to one of the best lawyers in the country, provided he saw to it that the other half went to Smith’s children intact." Warden: "What! It’s against your religion to break rocks?" Prisoner: "Yes, What the Lord has joined together let no man put asunder." Mistress: "You know, I suspect that my husband has a love affair with his typist." Maid: "Oh, I don’t believe it. You are only saying it to make me jealous." Actor (rather a bore): "Ah. my: boy, when I played Hamlet the audience took 20 minutes to leave the theatre. . Fellow Clubman (rather bored): "Was he lawe or sontething?"
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Radio Record, 25 March 1938, Page 61
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140Untitled Radio Record, 25 March 1938, Page 61
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