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Radio Record, Volume X, Issue 9, 11 September 1936, Page 56

EACHER: (Teli me what you know about ants, Small boy: There are ‘two kinds of ants, insects and lady uncles! . as Eg x "THE lecture was in progress when the professor noticed a student who appeared very drowsy. "You can’t go to sleep in here," said he sharply. _ "I could, sir," replied the student, "if you would kindly talk a little more quietly." . & S * N OST of the conjuror’s tricks were old and the audience was not enthusiastic. _ "My next trick requires an egg," said the expert: "I suppose no member of the audience has such a thing?" . "Not likely, guv’nor," called a voice. "If we had it would have been yours long ago." . * oF % N alighting from the "ckety. old taxi Mr. Smith handed the driver. 2 florin, an "This 1s a bad. eoin, sir," rouarked the’ driver. "Ts it?? asked Mr. -Smith, genuinely surprised. "Then We are quits. Yours is 4 bad’ taxi," ; te