Let's Laugh

Radio Record, 4 September 1936, Page 56

Let's Laugh

BLL had been to a party the day before, and his school chum asked bim if be had bad a good time. "J should say so." replied Bill; "why, @Pm not hungry. yet." . x Ba TY happened at the home of our old friend tbe absentminded professor, "What ua pity. ‘said his wife. "your best hat bus been run. over by a motor-car !" "Yes?"? he inquired. "And was I wearing it?" te * * (PTIMIST: Do you ever stop to refiect on your wissed opportunities? Pessimist: No: it would be just my luck to miss more while : was reflecting. HEY had returned from a camping and fishing holiday. ; . "Did you fish with flies." usked a friend. "Rather!" replied the bows. "Oamped with thein, ate with them aud slept w ith them as well." ; * Ms * yr: ATHER was examining the report. which came from the boarding school with Jack at. the end of last term. "Dnglish poor, maths poor, French very weak," he read aloud, us Jack stood by, "It is. not us ‘good as it might be, Dad, I admit." said Jack, "but, read on." And on the very nest line hather read, "Health exceltoute" rhs mt