Let's Laugh

Radio Record, Volume X, Issue 7, 28 August 1936, Page 56

Let's Laugh

Q.: When is a boat not a boat? . A.; When it turns turtle. os % ¥ RS. DE SMYTHE was in- . gtruecting her: new. maid. "And, by the way, Bthel," she said, "you had better not wear any jewellery when you are serving my . guests tonight?" , , "IT have nothing of value. madam," replied the maid, "but thank you for. the warning." ? we s & (COOTTAGER: I planted some potatoes in: my garden and what do you think -came up? yore, Neighbour: Potatoes? Cottager: No; a herd of pigs, and ate them all. . * ‘¥ % Hs lordship was showing his friend Mr. Newrich round the baronia] hall when a youth was. seen in the distance. m4 "That’s my son." said his. lordship, "He’s playing Wagner in the village to-night." "Good," said’ Mr. Newrich: "let's go along and see ’im beat. *im,’?

TOWN-DWELLER walking in‘the country bad a conversation witha farm labourer, who, after a few minutes volunteered the information that ‘he was sixtyfour. "You are remarkably fit for @ man of sixty-four," said:the town-dweller. "How. old was your father: when he died?" "Father’s not ‘dead," replied the labourer; "there he is in the garden’ the: paper to grandfather: PP * e * HEY were na'ving a. walk- ' ing tour’ through _the mountains,, ~ "What rock is this?" asked . Smith, "Oh. IT just take it * for granite;": replied. Jones.