Let's Laugh

Radio Record, 19 June 1936, Page 56

Let's Laugh

Daddy (to William, who has been very naughty): "Now, don’t do that again, you know the only sort of boys that go to heaven, don’t you?’ Naughty William: "Yes, daddy, dead ones!" What is the difference between breakfast at 5 o’clock in the morning and a pig’s tail? There is no difference, they are both twirly (too early). Little Mary had seen a drunk man break a window, and, giving evidence at court; she said: ¢ "The man was as drunk as a judg yea. The judge:, "You. mean as drunk as @ lord, don’t you?" _*¥es, my lord.’ i ’