Let's Laugh
Teacher: Boys, give me a sentence with the word "Abominable" used in it. Bright lad: A soldier threw a bomb into a paddock and a bull ate it, and that was "abominable." : Teacher: Can anybody wt me what "Gum Arabic" is? Yes, Willie. a Willie: The language spoken by old Arabs after their teeth have fallen out. Trate teacher (to Johnnie, coming in late): "hate again. ch, Johnnie? What would you say if I came in late?" Johnnie (always ready): "Please sir, ‘good morning, six’ !" . In an American school the teacher once said to the boys: "Now, boys, here’s an easy question. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?" No answer, "Oh, come boys, what does i Stand for?" Then a bright voice tog the back answered: "Caus¢ it would look funny lying down!’
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Radio Record, 12 June 1936, Page 64
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137Let's Laugh Radio Record, 12 June 1936, Page 64
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