HOLIDAY JOKES

Radio Record, Volume VIII, Issue 28, 18 January 1935, Page 49

HOLIDAY JOKES

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OUESU, "Okay, "Auntie. Pahss th’. cakes an’ stand clear." Father: "What are you reading, Caroline?" Caroline: "It’s a novel, father-called ‘The Heart of a Lonesome Girl." Father: "The usual rubbish, I presume; the name sounds like it."

Caroline: "Yes, dad; it’s a book you : gave mother years ago." An old Indian came to town one day, and for. the first time he saw a man riding a bicycle. "Huh!" he exclaimed. "White man heap lazy. Sits down to walk." "Girls don’t interest me. I think we men get along better by ourselves." "Shake. I’m broke, too." An inquisitive lady was always asking her minister questions. One day the «persistent one asked: "Mr. : can you please tell me the difference between cherubim and seraphim ?"’ The minister thought: deeply for a minute or two, and then quietly replied: "Well, they had a difference, madam, -but they have made it up." Mrs. Justmarried: ‘"Boo-hoo-hoo! You never seem to take the slightest interest in anything I do." ; The Man: "Sweetheart, be. reasonable. I lay awake a long time last night wondering what you had put in that cake."

Little Bertie, aged six, was taking a motor trip to South Africa with his parents, When they crossed the Vaal River he looked around and showed he was not well pleased. ‘Don’t you like the Transvaal?’ his mother asked. . "Tt’s. all right,’ said Bertie, "but on my geography map it’s red. Jacky: Why does the baker put a crust round the loaf? ° Cyril: Silly; if he didn’ t the crumbs would all fall out. Peevigh Child : Bo-hoo, I’ve got a. pebble in my shoe. Weary Father: Well, what are you. erying for? Look at all the pebbles 3 you haven’t got in your shoe. Why is a black hen more clever than a white one?-Because it can lay a white egg, but a white hen cannot lay a black one. What is it that the more it dries the wetter it gets?-Towel. Blows high, and blows low, got no feet, but yet wears shoes ?-Dust.