Oh! If I Were---!
H, if 1 were a Static Living in the atmosphere, I'd never rudely splutter in When folks are trying to hear. I'd wander in the skyways, North, south, and east and west, At no time would I make myself A nuisance and a pest. And yet there are some peopleOh yes, there’s such a lotWho think their presence is required Exactly when it’s not ! They’ve none of them discretion, They none of them have tact; You all should know this creature --He’s the "gooseberry" in fact! Oh, if I were the Governor, I'll tell you what I'd do, I'd make their lives illegal, "Gooseberry" and Static, too. Their end should be decisive, Satisfactory and abrupt; No more they'd spoil our pleasure, No more they'd interrupt!
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Radio Record, Volume III, Issue 54, 25 July 1930, Page 34
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