In Lighter Vein

Radio Record, Volume III, Issue 42, 2 May 1930, Unnumbered Page

In Lighter Vein

"All the trouble in the Garden of Eden was caused by an apple." "No, it was caused by a green pair!" s 7 * This book gives an admirable picture of woman’s life in the home during the Muddle Ages-From a Review. We can guess what she was up to-spring-cleaning and being a general nuisance. * * The man’s lips were moving, but Dick could hear nothing. He bent lower. What was the man saving ?- Short Story. His breath, apparently. Do we * Lady recommends man as gardener, odd jobs; really bandy; would help as butler.-Advt. in a Provincial Paper. We should hate to have a bandy butler. * ah Master: I am sorry that mistress is always quarrelling with you. Servant: Don’t worry, sir. Ido just as you do and take no notice. % ba * Vilm Manager: You must do that fall over the mountain-side againthat won’t do; it must be more natural. Come up and do it more naturally. Stage Hand: Please sir, we can’tMr. Meier hasn’t regained consciousness yet. e * A man was arrested for assault and battery, and charged before the judge. Judge (to prisoner): "What is your name, your occupation, and what are you charged with?" Prisoner: "My name is Sparke, I’m an electrician, and I’m charged with battery." Judge: "Officer, put him in a dry cell."