In Lighter Vein

Radio Record, Volume III, Issue 33, 28 February 1930, Page 33

In Lighter Vein

Teacher: "What is your father’s ocewpation, .da?"’ Ida: "He’s a worm imitator." "And what is that?" "He bores holes in furniture for an antique dealer." — ws » "T had a great game to-day, dear," commenced Mrs. Tryhorn, on her return from golf. "Mrs. Goit was there, and during a mixed foursonie, drove the ball into a horse’s nosebag." "Indeed," replied her husband, "I bet she received a lot of chaff!" Dd * bs The audience was intently watching the emotional drama, and the heroine was tearfully deploring the announcement that her soldier lover had been sentenced to death. "Oh, what is there left for me now?" she cried in anguish. "What is there left for me now?" "Tee cream, cigarettes, ginger ale, peanuts, and lollies!" came the startling cry from the vendor in the gallery, who had forgotten that the curtaim was still up.