Schoolboy Howlers

Radio Record, Volume II, Issue 16, 2 November 1928, Page 13

Schoolboy Howlers

.- "WHAT did the Israelites do after crossing the Red Sea?-They dried themselves. | | "The climate of HBurope is neither too hot nor too cold, but just nice. (Another boy describes it as ‘sober, temperate, and mild.’) "The Protestant religion is divided into two parts, Whigs and Tories. The Tories go td church and the Whigs to chapel. "Oliver Cromwell, surnamed Commonwealth . . . Was the only son

of a brewery, but in time of war he was a brave and noble leader. He fought in the War of the Roses. "Aurora Borealis is the Northern Lights. They burn the oil out of the sea. "Who introduced Christianity ?- Martin Luther. "A syllable is that which can be pronounced with one sweep of the tongue. , "The probable cause of earthquakes may be attributed to bad drainage and neglect of sewage."