JUST NONSENSE

Radio Record, Volume I, Issue 26, 13 January 1928, Page 15

JUST NONSENSE

ene ee Tousewife {to ‘pedlar): ‘Get away out of here, now, or Vil wivristle for the dog." Pedlar: "All right, madam; but first allow me to sell you a good whistle.’ ‘Ihe old lady went up to the taxiAtiver and told him: to drive her to a certain place. "Rivht-o, madam," said the man, "Jump in." 2 But the old lady stood there. "Not antil you’ye started the cugine," she said. ‘the driver got down from his seat and started the engine with a half turn of the crank. Proceeding up a steep hill the engine suddenly slowed and stopped. The old Jady nodded her head, and With a knowing suile, said to the driver: "Ah, driver, I thought vou didn’t wind it up enough!’ Young lacy (on first visit to Western raneh}: "For what purpose do you use that coil of line on vour saddle ??? Cowbcy: "That line, as vou call it, we use for catching horses and cattis." "Oh, indeed! And may I ask, what do you use for bait?" "I sav, waiter," said a diner, "this pigeon pie hasn’t any piecon in itl? "Well, sir, if you ordered a dog biscuit, vou conldn’t expect to find the animal, wionld sow?" Doctor: "Where dil you first no tice the pain?" Patient: "Between the bathroom and the kitchen.’ Old Lady: "Wow long docs this’ train wait here?’ Porter: "Four minutes. From two ic two to two two,’ . Old Lady: "Wel Hel He! Wel Thinks he’s the whistle.’2