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ONLY TANCY. There was a faith-healer of Deal Who stated that pain is not real; . If I sit on a pin And puncture my skin, I dislike what T fancy I feel. NO WONDER! There was a young man of Madrid Who ate forty eggs for a quid, When they said "Are vou faint ?’* He replied ‘No, IT ain’t, But I don’t feel as well as I did." NEXT TO NOTHING. There was a young lady of Lyn Who was so exceedinely thin, When she drank lemonade, One hot day in the shade, She slipped through the straw and fell in. ; "FALSE" ECONOMY. There was an old man of Tarentum Who gnashed his false teeth till he bent ’em. When asked what it cost, And how much he lost, . He replied "I don’t know, I rent ’em!"?
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Radio Record, Volume I, Issue 9, 16 September 1927, Page 15
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138LIMERICKS Radio Record, Volume I, Issue 9, 16 September 1927, Page 15
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