HIS LAST CHANCE.
The fat man decided" to try golf as a weight reducer. Armed with four clubs, a ball, and a caddie, he marched off to the links. The caddie placed .the ball upon the tee. Then, with a terrific swing, the fat man whirled his club through the air. But the little white ball still stayed smiling on its tee, while the club, meeting mother earth, broke into splinters. “Give me another club, boy said the fat man. Alas! Club No. 2 shared the fate of club No, 1, club No. 3 emulated the evolutions of club No. 2, and club No. 4 flew into a hedge. “What would you do now?” asked the golfer, wiping his forehead, as he turned in desperation to the caddie. Holding out the empty bag, the youngster replied; “Don’t give in, boss! Give it a swipe with this!”
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New Zealand Tablet, 18 August 1921, Page 46
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146HIS LAST CHANCE. New Zealand Tablet, 18 August 1921, Page 46
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