SMILE-RAISERS.
Would-be Contrib: ''Do you think there is any chance of my getting my poems printed in your paper?" Weary Editor: "There may be. I shan't live for ever," The Old Lady: "Officer, if I stay on this street will it take me to the public library?" The Kind-hearted Policeman: "Yis, mum; but not unless ye keep movin', mum." An enterprising manufacturer of alarm clocks has just put on the market a new and particularly effective clock, which he? calls "The National Anthem," on the ground that whenever you hear it you have to get up. "Who can give a sentence using the word pendulum," asked the teacher. Little Rachel's hand shot up. The teacher nodded encouragingly. "Lightning was invented by Penjulum Franklin."
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New Zealand Tablet, 17 April 1919, Page 46
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123SMILE-RAISERS. New Zealand Tablet, 17 April 1919, Page 46
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