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THE OLD MAN’S JOKE.

A physician, passing by a stonemason’s shop, called out

“Good morning, Mr. Jones. Hard at it, I see. I suppose you finish them as far as ‘ln memory of,’ and then you wait to see who wants a monument next?” , “Well, yes,” replied the old man, “unless I hear somebody’s ill and you’re attending them, then I keep right on.”

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New Zealand Tablet, 6 March 1919, Page 45

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THE OLD MAN’S JOKE. New Zealand Tablet, 6 March 1919, Page 45

THE OLD MAN’S JOKE. New Zealand Tablet, 6 March 1919, Page 45

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