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Teacher : ' Now, I have explained to you what a hiped is ; it is anything which goes on. two " legs. „ Can any of you name a biped ?' -_ Small boy : ' A pair of stockings.' Customer (pointing to the hieorglyphics on his check) : -' Is that my name in. Chinese?' Go Long (Chinese laundryman) : ' No ; 'scliption means •'liT ole man; closs-eyed; no teet." ' Customer : ' Er — thank you. 5 Mrs. Cottage : 'Is your daughter studying freehand drawing?' -. -Mrs. "Villa (with r warmth) : 'No! My . daughter gets nothing free; I pay for all her tuition.'
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 11, 18 March 1909, Page 438
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92ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 11, 18 March 1909, Page 438
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