FAMILY FUN
Why is bread like the sun? — Because when it rises ib is light. Why are tears like potatoes ?— Because they spring f rotn the eyes. In what month do men talk the least? — In February, because it is the shortest month. What is the strongest day in the week? — Sunday, because all the rest are week (weak) days. How can you"Mivide fourteen apples equally between nine boys if four of the apples are very small? — By making them into sauce.. What is that word of three syllables which contains the whole twenty-six letters? — Alphabet. What iis that which comes with a coach, goes with a coach, is of no use whatever to the coach, and yet the coach cannot go without it? — Noise.
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 7, 18 February 1909, Page 278
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125FAMILY FUN New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 7, 18 February 1909, Page 278
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