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' I did not see you in church last Sunday.' — { I do not doubt it. I took up the collection.'
' I would like,' said the gentlemanly agent, 'to call your attention to a little work which I have here.' ' Well, let me call your attention to a "whole lot of work which I have here,' replied the woman of the house _ at the wash-tub.
'Don't you ever get homesick, captain?' asked the passenger on the ocean liner. 'No; I'm never home long enough,' replied the captain.
Teacher (giving a lesson on the rhinoceross) — Now, can you name any other things that have horns and are dangerous to get near ? ' Sharp Pupil — Motor cars.'
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 5, 4 February 1909, Page 198
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115ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 5, 4 February 1909, Page 198
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