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'Sir/ said a fierce lawyer, 'do you swear that this is not your handwriting?' v ' I think not,' was the cool reply. ~" ' Does it, resemble your vwrtting ?' ' I can't say it does.' ' Do you swear it does not resemble your writing ?' ' I do.' ' 'Do you take your oath that this writing does not resemble yours?' ' Y-e-s, 'sir.' ; . ' Now, how do you know P' ' 'Cause I can't write.' '
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 5, 4 February 1909, Page 197
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69PROOF POSITIVE New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 5, 4 February 1909, Page 197
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