ODDS AND ENDS

New Zealand Tablet, 19 November 1908, Page 38

ODDS AND ENDS

Miss Withers (showing photograph of herself) : ' I'm afraid it's rather faded.' Binks (inexperienced, agod nineteen): 'Yes but it's just like you.'

Sergeant Major : ' Now, Private Smith, you know very well none but officers and non-commissioned officers are allowed to walk across the grass ! ' -

Private Smith : ' But, Seigeant Major, I've Captain Graham's verbal orders to '

Sergeant Major: 'Show me the captain's verbal orders! Show 'em to me, sir !