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Attorney (for the defence) : ' Now, what time was it when 3'ou were attacked?' Complainant: 'I don't know: ask your client — he took my watch.'
Lady : ' I'm looking for a governess for my children,' Manager of Intelligence Office : ' Did we not supply you with one last week?' 'Yes.' 'Well, madam, according to her report, you don't need a governess. You need a lion-tamer.'
' Where are you goin", ma?' asked the youngest of the five children.
' I'm going to a surprise party, .my dear,' answered the mother. ' Are we all going, too?' 4 No, dear. You weren't > invited. 1 After a few moments of deep thought : ' Say, ma, then don't you think they'd be lots more surprised if you did take U9 all?'
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New Zealand Tablet, 15 October 1908, Page 38
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124ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 15 October 1908, Page 38
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