ODDS AND ENDS

New Zealand Tablet, 24 September 1908, Page 38

ODDS AND ENDS

Harry: ' My mother has a hand-painted fan.' Frank : ' Huh ! that's nothing ; the whole of our front fence i 9 hand-painted.'

' It is very singular that your mother always happens Jo call on me when I am out.' ' Oh, we can see from our front window whenever you go away. '

' My wife's learning the piano, my daughter's learning the violin, and my son's learning the banjo.' ' And you are learning nothin?' ' Oh, yes ; I'm learning to bear it.'