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Tommy: '.What is a retainer, pa?' ' A retainer, my son, is the money people pay to us lawyers • before we can do any work.' . •'Oh, I see. It's like those slot gas meters. The people have to pay their money before they get any gas.' ' Are you feeling very ill?' asked the doctor. '.Let me see your tongue, please.' - ' ' ' 'What's the use, doctor,' replied the patient; 'no tongu«can tell ho.w bad- 1 feel. ' . -.-«..-
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New Zealand Tablet, 13 August 1908, Page 38
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76ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 13 August 1908, Page 38
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