ODDS AND ENDS
Teacher— lf a vehicle with two wheels is a bicycle, and one with three wheels a tricycle, what is one with only one wheel ? Scholar— A wheelbarrow. Hffis youngest grandchild had managed to get possession of a primer and was trying to eat it. "Pardon me for taking the words out of your mouth, little one,' said the professor, hastily interposing. The youngster in the art gallery looked' long and earnestly at the painting. Then he read the inscription. ' Do you like 'it ? ' asked his mother. 1 Oh, I like it well enough,' he answered. ' But I don't understand it.' 'Why, it sajs : "Wild Horses— After Rosa Bonheur." ' ' I see the horses all right, but Where's the girl they're after ? '
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVI, Issue 19, 14 May 1908, Page 38
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123ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVI, Issue 19, 14 May 1908, Page 38
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