ODDS AND ENDS
Caller—' What's your name, little girl ? ' Little Girl—' Dorothy.' Caller—' But what's your last name?' Little Girl—' I don't know what "it will be ; I'm mot married yet.'
• • Volunteers must be fearfully dishonest,' says Mrs. Merriman, ' as it seems to be a nightly occurrence for a sentry to be relieved of his watch. 1
- . 'Pa, what is a sage ? ' 'A sage, my son, is a wise man. 1 ' And what is a wise man V ' 'A man who always agrees with his wife.'
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVI, Issue 18, 7 May 1908, Page 38
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86ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVI, Issue 18, 7 May 1908, Page 38
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