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•My friend,' said the\ philosopher, ' you should try to be content with whatV»u have.' ' I am,' said the man who had been grumbling - ' it is what I ain't got that I am dissatisfied abput.' ' Has it occurred to you,' asked the lawyer,* ' that it was possible for my client's autonrobile to pass over you without injuring you in the- slightest ? ' 1 Well, no,' replied the damaged witness, slowly : ' it didn't strike me quite that way.'
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXV, Issue 47, 21 November 1907, Page 38
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78ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXV, Issue 47, 21 November 1907, Page 38
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