ODDS AND ENDS
Wellington druggist (to little girl customer) : • Did you say pills ? ' Little girl : ' Yes, sir, please.' Druggist : ' Antibilious ? ' • Little girl : ' No, sir, but uncle is.'Taranaki farmer^-So you've had some experience, have you ? New arrival— Yes", sir. Farmer — Well, what side of a cow do you sit on to milk? New arrival— The outside.
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXV, Issue 12, 21 March 1907, Page 38
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55ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXV, Issue 12, 21 March 1907, Page 38
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