ODDS AND ENDS
A class was reciting in a school the other 'day. 'Who can give me,' said" the teacher, 'a sentenfee in which the words " bitter end" are used?' '; Up -jumped a little girl excitedly. 'I" can, teacher. " The cat ran under the table, and. the dog .ran after her and bit her end." ' .
The question is often asked by travellers, ' Whore is the safest "seat in the train ? \ _ The answer -is given by an engineer, who* after scientific" calculation and protracted" experience, asserts that the safest seat is in the middle ot the, last " 'Cat but one.
You seldom see a. man so honest that he says to. his wife, ' Where did I leave my hat ? ' He usually says, ' Where did you put it ? '
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New Zealand Tablet, 27 December 1906, Page 38
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126ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 27 December 1906, Page 38
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