ODDS AND ENDS
"Purchaser : ' Have you any pedigrees to give with this dog ?' _ - i Dog vendor : ' No, sir ; I'm all out of pedi^rease. But I don't mind chucking in a citairiv and collar. 1 Boy : ' Pa, what is a hero ?' Father 1 : ' A hero is a man who tries 'to v read. a newspaper in the same room with a boy about your size.' • • The Correct .Definition.— ' What is a medley ?' asks the ignoramus, looking over the programme of music. ' A medley in music,' replied the knowing one, 'is the equivalent for .the boarding house term of hash.'
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New Zealand Tablet, 20 December 1906, Page 38
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98ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 20 December 1906, Page 38
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