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Traveller : ' That's a rather large statue, Pat.' Pat': Yes, sk\ They tell me the hand is eleven inches wide.' Traveller : « I wonder why they didn't make it twelve inches ? ' Pat : ' Because they didn't want to make it into a foot.'
Husband : • Business is not - so - good as it was last year, my dear, so I'm afraid it will be necessary for you to reduce your dressmaker's bills.' Wife : ' How can I, John ? I don't make out her bills.'
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New Zealand Tablet, 25 October 1906, Page 38
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81ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 25 October 1906, Page 38
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