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OR WOULD YOU RATHER...

Sir-May I submit the following additional verse for one of our betterknown classics: Or would you like to swing on a star, Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are, Or would you rather be a "Bing?" A "Bing" is an animal that snorts, squawks, and groans With queer vocal cadences and moans; He’s got no volume, and his timbre’s weak, His low notes gurgle and his high notes squeak, So would you like to learn to sing? Or would you rather be a Bing! "THE RUSTLE OF BING" (New Brighton).

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New Zealand Listener, Volume 14, Issue 354, 5 April 1946, Page 5

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OR WOULD YOU RATHER... New Zealand Listener, Volume 14, Issue 354, 5 April 1946, Page 5

OR WOULD YOU RATHER... New Zealand Listener, Volume 14, Issue 354, 5 April 1946, Page 5

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