OR WOULD YOU RATHER...
Sir-May I submit the following additional verse for one of our betterknown classics: Or would you like to swing on a star, Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are, Or would you rather be a "Bing?" A "Bing" is an animal that snorts, squawks, and groans With queer vocal cadences and moans; He’s got no volume, and his timbre’s weak, His low notes gurgle and his high notes squeak, So would you like to learn to sing? Or would you rather be a Bing! "THE RUSTLE OF BING" (New Brighton).
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/periodicals/NZLIST19460405.2.14.2
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
New Zealand Listener, Volume 14, Issue 354, 5 April 1946, Page 5
Word count
Tapeke kupu
100OR WOULD YOU RATHER... New Zealand Listener, Volume 14, Issue 354, 5 April 1946, Page 5
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
Material in this publication is protected by copyright.
Are Media Limited has granted permission to the National Library of New Zealand Te Puna Mātauranga o Aotearoa to develop and maintain this content online. You can search, browse, print and download for research and personal study only. Permission must be obtained from Are Media Limited for any other use.
Copyright in the work University Entrance by Janet Frame (credited as J.F., 22 March 1946, page 18), is owned by the Janet Frame Literary Trust. The National Library has been granted permission to digitise this article and make it available online as part of this digitised version of the New Zealand Listener. You can search, browse, and print this article for research and personal study only. Permission must be obtained from the Janet Frame Literary Trust for any other use.
Copyright in the Denis Glover serial Hot Water Sailor published in 1959 is owned by Pia Glover. The National Library has been granted permission to digitise this serial and make it available online as part of this digitised version of the Listener. You can search, browse, and print this serial for research and personal study only. Permission must be obtained from Pia Glover for any other use.