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«ec OM WINTRINGHAM writes as : he speaks, fearlessly and straight from the shoulder," says an English correspondent. Try that with your own little fountain pen. %* * * MUSSOLINI is apparently trying to : make Italy into a land fit for Neros to live in. HIS week’s nonsense story: Two Jews ‘are asking each other riddles. First Jew: What is it that is blue, hangs on a wall, and whistles? Second Jew: I give up. First -Jew: A red herring. Second Jew: But it isn’t blue. First Jew: All right. So you paint it blue. Second Jew: But it doesn’t hang on a wall. First Jew: Is it you can’t hang it on a wall? Second Jew: But it doesn’t whistle. First Jew (sadly): No, it doesn’t whistle.
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New Zealand Listener, Volume 6, Issue 146, 10 April 1942, Page 5
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