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N a town in Brittany, a German soldier stopped a passing student and asked: "Where is the swimming bath?" The youth replied, "Between Calais and Dover," and was promptly arrested. * * % ‘A Communist visiting Russia promised to tell the truth to his friends, and to evade the censor said he would write in blue ink if goods were plentiful, and in red if there were shortages or famine, They received a letter in blue ink saying he could buy anything in Russia except red ink. | * % * UBLIC opinion is what you will, said out aloud to anyone. * * * T HE Italians seem to have gone with the wind up. * * HAT do they know of home who only lodgings know?

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New Zealand Listener, Volume 4, Issue 89, 7 March 1941, Page 6

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STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 4, Issue 89, 7 March 1941, Page 6

STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 4, Issue 89, 7 March 1941, Page 6

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