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3 SOLDIER rushed into a small A town chemist’s and cried: "Our sergeant-major’s being chased by @ bull." "T don’t see what I can do about it," said the astonished chemist. "For heaven’s sake wake up," replied the soldier, "and put a film in my famera as quickly as you can." * * * Te Secsieant had lived to-day he would ' have said there’s a pool born every ‘minute. * % * NEws note from Bremen: Twenty German ’planes flew over the Shetlands and twenty-five returned safely to their bases. * * * SHE used to use so much make-up he called her his powdered sugar. * * * {[ HE Duke of Wellington was at a ball when a stranger came up to him and said: Mr. Jones, I believe. And the ‘Duke of Wellington said: Sir, if you believe that you'll believe anything.
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New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 69, 18 October 1940, Page 6
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132STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 69, 18 October 1940, Page 6
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