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LARK GABLE has grown a beard to play Chopin, states some film studio publicity. The scenario has probably got whiskers on it, too. * * * O men like talkative women or the other kind? What other kind? * %* * iT HREE men, all slightly deaf, were 3 _motoring to London ina noisy old car. As they were nearing the Metrolis one,asked, "Is this Wembley?" "No," replied the second, "this is Thursday." "So am I," chirped the third one, "let’s stop and have one." * * %* ’ OUR husband must be absolutely quiet. Here is a sleeping draught. When do I give to to him? You don’t, you take it yourself, %* * % LOPING bride receives wire from parents: Do not come home and all will be forgiven. 5 * * SAY, caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch? It isn’t a watch, sir, it’s a compass.
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New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 68, 11 October 1940, Page 6
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138STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 68, 11 October 1940, Page 6
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