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GOSSIP-WRITER mentions that he got up at dawn the other day just to see the sun rise. He could not have chosen a better time, * * * OTE: The length of "The Man They Could Not Hang" has been altered from 5,760ft. to 6,198ft.-British Film Institute Bulletin. Well, at least he’s been stretched! % * * PATIENT: Is the doctor in? Nurse: No, he’s gone out for lunch, Patient: Will he be in after lunch? Nurse; No, that’s what he went out after. % * * | ELL her that time stands still when you look into her eyes, and she'll adore you; but try telling her that her face would stop a clock! * * * f NATURALIST has discovered a deep-sea fish that sinks to the bottom of the ocean on the approach of an enemy, It sounds to us like a scuttlefish, we % bd GERMAN naval commander who sank a British ship recently got no credit for the feat whatever. The poor bloke clean forgot that Goebbels had sunk it already.

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New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 60, 16 August 1940, Page 7

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STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 60, 16 August 1940, Page 7

STATIC New Zealand Listener, Volume 3, Issue 60, 16 August 1940, Page 7

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