Jokes Department
The Orderly Sergeant brought the very thin recruit to the Stores Sergeant. " Here’s a man to help you to clean the rifles," he said. "Thanks," said the Stores Sergeant, "but who's going to pull him through?" * *x * The Sister was making her final rounds of the Camp Hospital. "Is there anything you want before you go to sleep?" she asked one of the patients. "No thanks," he replied shyly, "unless it is to be kissed g00dnight." " Right," said the Sister, "I'll call the orderly. He does all the rough work in this ward."
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New Zealand Listener, Volume 2, Issue 34, 16 February 1940, Page 2
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95Jokes Department New Zealand Listener, Volume 2, Issue 34, 16 February 1940, Page 2
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