Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLI, Issue 18, 28 October 1908, Page 72

Our Funny Page

Not enough men? How many does it require to escort her in to suppert Oh, it’s not that. There are men enough. Difficult to choose, perhaps? Oh, no. She knows which is the one. Maybe she's not hungry? Oh, yes, she is,but—. 6h I her o’own has become unhooked in the back| .

KEPT IT WARM ENOUGH factor —“The room seems eold, Mrs. Hooligan. Have you kept the thermomater at seventy, as I told you?" ... . ... , Mrs. Hooligan—“Shure. an' Oi hov, docthor. There s th devilish thing in * toouibler of warrum wather at this blis- sid minnut.”

*T»!“ “WTeIL what is it now?” “Pa, when-I grow up, how will 1 keep from marrying the wrong woman?” “You won’t."

This gentleman, passably fat. On Eliza unwittingly sat. We surmise his surprise From the size of his eyes—• Likewise of Eliza, the cat.

THE LATEST. For strap bangers only.

WHY OXLY OX ONE DAY? “Do you believe it's unlucky to get married on a Friday?” “Certainly! Why should Friday be an exception ?” “I asked for her hand last night.” i “Did her father give his consent?” “He not only gave his consent but borrowed ten shillings from me.”

THE INFERENCE. “I once wrote mv name on An egg." ‘•Get a letter?” ' “Yes, two years later.” “From an aetor, eh?” The Questioner. —I hear his wife is ft brunette, but I thought he married ft blonde ? The Joker. —He did, but. she dyed.

.Johnny: “Ma, I guess you’d better walk ahead. Here comes a kid that owes me sixpence.”