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Freethought Review, Volume I, Issue 1, 1 October 1883, Page 10

Deacon Jones was happy, indeed, when he was told that his daughters, dear girls, had gone to the revival. Their mother didn’t tell him that it was a revival of “ Pinafore.”—Transcript.

A witness who had been called to give evidence as to the defendant’s character, testified that he had always moved in good society. “ What do you mean by good society?” asked the Court. “Society in which it is fashionable to speak evil,” promptly answered the witness.

As in walking it is your great care not to run your foot upon a nail, or to tread awry and strain your leg, so let it be in all the affairs of human life, not to hurt your mind or offend your judgment. And this rule, if carefully observed in all your deportment, will be a mighty security to you in all your undertakings.— Epi(stetus.