THE OLDEST DIGGER.
I've read this Digger paper and every - week I see, It's full of Digger ads. to sell to you a-nd me, Th'e Digger land shark has digger houses cheap to sell, You can dig to pay for thern or die and go-to — The Digger mercer too, has wares for you to buy, He guarantees a digger fit, so Diggers have a try, The I)igg-.» shoe-maker has digger shoes for you, And the Digger photographer takes a digger view of you. Then the Digger grocer will sell you digger blue, And the Digger butcher sells digger chops to stew, But what about the Digger ironmonger, he, too, sells goods, And the Diggers out at Underwood make decent digger foods. Then the Digger taxi-driver takes a digger for a ride, When he's getting married to his little digger bride. The Digger pie shop has digger pies to sell, And if the Digger wants a feed he has to dig in well. But of all the Diggers I have met, the oldest that I know, Will be on view next week, at the local poultry show. They have dug for years and years, and no one said a word, Neither the. smallest chicken nor the; oldest bird, Sc Diggers don't forget to have a digger look, And buy a Digger ticket out of the Poultry Art Union Book.
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Digger (Invercargill RSA), Issue 18, 16 July 1920, Page 9
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228THE OLDEST DIGGER. Digger (Invercargill RSA), Issue 18, 16 July 1920, Page 9
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