FUN AND FANCY.

Digger (Invercargill RSA), Issue 4, 9 April 1920, Page 6

FUN AND FANCY.

HARD LUCK ! I "Bifl's going to sue the company foT I damages. " "Why? Wot did they do to 'im?" "They blev,- the quiltin bu/.zer whffl j e' was carryin' a 'eavy pieee of iron axnl I e' dropped -it on his foot." WHAT STOPPED HIM. | " J Fxrst Tramp : "Once I was in a j I way ter becomin' a millionaire, but a lab- I : oxxr-savin' device ruined me." Second Tramp : "How was that?" i First Tramp : "I was gettin' on nicety I as a barman in a public-'ouse, when the « boss bought a eash register." WHO WAS AT THE WIND0W. Newly-married Husband : "Did yon -c*® I me kiss my hand to you, darling, as I 'e 1 i for business this morning?" I | Newly-married Wife; "No, hubby, ^esr' I | I was not in the front room." I ! Husband (bewildered) : "I wonder w I it was at the window, then?" . | Wife: "I'm sure I don't know. ' | by the bye, our maid Jane told ' f ha>d decided to stay anotber montli.