TEA AND WELTPOLITIK.

Digger (Invercargill RSA), Issue 3, 1 April 1920, Page 1

TEA AND WELTPOLITIK.

The "Daiiy Express" has publislied a ■ detailed statement showing that President W7ilson's wife is really master of the situation. She has conducted all State affairs lately over the tea tabie, and has displayed remarkable ability. Another little cup of tea ! Yes, pet, two lumps for me : And tho Adriatic menace From Fiume unto Yenice W7ill be sottled just as easy as can be. Another little cup of tea ! It's strange how rapidly You can clear the situation Of the bankrupt German nation O'er a cpsv little quiet cup of tea. , Another little cup of tea! Yos, dear, it's plain to see That world-politics is not Very hard, if you have got a Teapot full of orange-iipped bohea, Another little cup of tea ! And Lodge will seem to me The filmsiest old illusion; Let us drink to his confusion In another little cup of China tea.